Я ваще в шоке от этих американских правителей. Блин, сначало Бгов бомбили, теперь на Хусейна накинулись. Вот гады!!!
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Да. Витя, клёвый диалог.
Я тут тоже кое-чего в запасниках надыбал. Те, у кого хорошо с Англ. читайте на здоровье.
Там диалог, он не про войну в Ираке, но про ТУПОСТЬ Буша.
Subject: Conversation between George B. and his National Security Advisor
> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What\'s happening?
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> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
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> > George: Great. Lay it on me.
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> > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
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> George: That\'s what I want to know.
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> Condi: That\'s what I\'m telling you.
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> George: That\'s what I\'m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
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> > Condi: Yes.
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> George: I mean the fellow\'s name.
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> Condi: Hu.
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> George: The guy in China.
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> Condi: Hu.
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> George: The new leader of China.
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> Condi: Hu.
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> George: The Chinaman!
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> Condi: Hu is leading China.
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> George: Now whaddya\' asking me for?
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> Condi: I\'m telling you Hu is leading China.
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> George: Well, I\'m asking you. Who is leading China?
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> Condi: That\'s the man\'s name.
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> George: That\'s who\'s name?
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> Condi: Yes.
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> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
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> Condi: Yes, sir.
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> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle-East.
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> Condi: That\'s correct.
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> George: Then who is in China?
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> Condi: Yes, sir.
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> George: Yassir is in China?
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> Condi: No, sir.
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> George: Then who is?
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> Condi: Yes, sir.
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> George: Yassir?
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> Condi: No, sir.
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> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China.
> Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
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> Condi: Kofi?
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> George: No, thanks.
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> Condi: You want Kofi?
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> > George: No.
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> Condi: You don\'t want Kofi.
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> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
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> then get me the U.N.
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> Condi: Yes, sir.
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> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
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> Condi: Kofi?
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> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
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> Condi: And call who?
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> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
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> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
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> George: Will you stay out of China?!
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> Condi: Yes, sir.
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> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
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> Condi: Kofi.
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> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
> > (Condi picks up the phone.)
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> Condi: Rice, here.
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> George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get
Chinese food in the Middle East?